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LIMERICKS - BY GRADE 5B

Dutch Girl
There was a girl with black hair
Whose skin was lovely and fair
She washed her hair too much
And now she looks Dutch
So where to go now with no hair?

By: Meganne

My Dog
My dog is playful and cute,
Instead of a bark he goes 'toot'
He is black and white
And he never fights
He loves eating meat and not fruit.

By: Ashleigh

The Story of Kerry
There once was a girl called Kerry
Whose face was red like a cherry
One day she felt glum
After eating a plum
Poor Kerry, next time have a cherry!

By: Aleya

My Good Pair of Shoes:
I once had a pair of good shoes
They were quite difficult to choose
They have purple spots
And blue polka dots
When I wear them I just cannot lose!

By: Razeena

The Queen from Cape Town

There once was a queen from Cape Town
Who dressed in a lovely red gown
She broke her right leg
When she tripped on a peg
And almost lost her big, shiny crown!

By: Lukho

My Dog Gemma
Gemma, my dog, is brown and white
And one day I gave her a huge, big fright
She looked like a clown,
Jumping up and down
Luckily, I didn't get a bite!

By: Georgie

The Magic Flower
There once was a magical flower
Who loved a sprinkle and shower
And when it was dry
It turned into pie
So water that magical flower!

By: Nishaat

Cupcakes
I baked a good batch of cupcakes
Topped with sour worms, bugs and snakes
Not a red berry
Or a pink cherry
And that was my batch of cupcakes!

By: Alexa

A Cat That Lived in a Shoe
There was once a cat named Meru
Who lived in a big, white shoe
He got such a fright
During a cat fight
And that was the end of Meru!

By: Kayla

Dover
There once was a dog called Dover
Who found the perfect four-leaf clover
But he was left distraught
After a sniff and a snort
For he found it had been run over!

By: Bella

Sue
There once was a young girl called Sue
Who had the most terrible flu
While blowing her nose
Her mucous just froze
Leaving poor Sue cold and blue!

By: Bella

Marzipan
There was a girl called Marzipan
Who loved to eat lemon meringue
It made her feel dreamy
All smooth and creamy
Just like condensed milk in a can!

By: Tallulah

The Frog Who Loved Money
The frog who ate plenty of honey
Loved begging for lots of money
But he couldn't count
And started to pout
And thought he was oh so funny!

By: ?

My Lucky Chain
My lucky purple and blue chain
Went down Aunt Annie's guey drain
It went down so fast
It got hopelessly lost
And was never seen ever again!

By: Julia